American History X

PatrickMiller wrote:
Because:

o No man can walk on water.
o Virgin birth is physically impossible.
o Blind people don't just start to see because someone tells them to.
o You cannot feed 40 people with one loaf of bread and one fish.
o You cannot part an ocean.

Want some more? I've got lots.

Oh my god Pat those are metaphores!

Mike wrote:
Oh my god Pat those are metaphores!

I don't care, in my opinion the bible is a piece of pure fiction, end of story...!

Amy wrote:
It' not just nature. Of course, nature is the major reason, but without nurture, nature of this kind wouldn't even get to these people's heads. Deny that.

So there. That's what I said.

Candy-Mae wrote:Excuse me?

*Charles de Gaulle gets on the telephone*
Ilse: Adolf Hitler's office, Ilse speaking?
de Gaulle: Hey Ilse, can I talk to Mr Hitler?
Ilse: Of course, hang on.
...
Hitler (with a german accent): Hello?
de Gaulle: Hello Adolf.
Hitler: Charles? Who gave you this number?
de Gaulle: Listen dude, I was talking to Neville [Chamberlain, Prime Minister of England at the time] yesterday and he was pretty pissed you know. You go ahead and conquer land and kill people and stuff and it's getting kinda gross.
Hitler: Wut?
de Gaulle: Could you... like, you know, not do that anymore?
Hitler: Wut?!
de Gaulle: I'm just sayin' man...
Hitler: Shut up! I can do whatever I want! You can't tell me what to do!
de Gaulle: Listen man, if you don't stop doing that, I'll put an end to this.
Hitler: Yeah, you and what army?
de Gaulle: I've got enough people, believe me...
Hiter: Whatcha gonna do huh? Who're you gonna call? England? Ha! They're busy drinking tea.
de Gaulle: Okay buddy I've had enough! You'll see where that attitude leads you!
Hitler: Fine, bring it on!
de Gaulle: You bet!
Hitler: Fine!
de Gaulle: Fine!
*Hitler hangs up on him*

Amy wrote:Trevis. I never said you'd be a neo-nazi after reading this. I said you won't want to admit to yourself that you understand why Hitler acted the way he did. Believe me, you don't.

Yes I do! I'm not gonna be closing this book thinking, I hate Jews, I hate the Sovjets. I wanna understand what made him think that but that doesn't mean I'll think that way.

PatrickMiller wrote:*Charles de Gaulle gets on the telephone*

Now that was just classic.

PatrickMiller wrote:Hitler: Yeah, you and what army?

LOL


Oh the irony huh?

PatrickMiller wrote:So there. That's what I said.

No; you said it's just nature. But whatever, you know what, let's just bury that discussion.

Your Hitler-Charles de Gaulle-dialogue was incrediby funny by the way. ^^

PatrickMiller wrote:Hitler: Who're you gonna call?

Ghost Busters!

Seriously, that dialogue was awesome